If you’re here, you probably
have a problem with morons!

It's hard to go through an hour, let alone a day, without encountering them. Those frustrating characters make your existence just a little bit less bearable: on your commute, at work, even on holiday, morons are everywhere.If you're nodding in agreement, then you're in the right place. If this doesn't resonate and you're a little confused, then I'm sorry to tell you that you might be a moron.

Discover the Morons of the World books.
More are coming soon, because lets face it the morons aren’t going anywhere.

IN THE
OFFICE

From cubicle farms right to the CEO’s door, the office is filled with morons galore.

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Behind the
Wheel

From the fast lanes to the backroads, driving is an absolute obstacle course of moronic behaviour.

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Going on
Holiday

From the ground to the air, in the seat, if you dare, let us remind you of your vacation nightmare.

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In Cyber
Hell

From Wi-Fi that drops to systems
that stall, tech support’s answer is
“reboot it all.”

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On Public
Transport

From bus seats so sticky to train rides so grim, everyday’s a nightmare, morons packed to the brim.

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Morons in the wild

Tell us about a moron that you know or have encountered in your daily life. Every submission received will be entered into our monthly prize draw to win one of our books. And you never know, maybe your moron sighting will be featured in the next Morons of the World book.

You can email us at [email protected] or use the form below:

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